DavidJenkins

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What DavidJenkins has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about DavidJenkins

A story about JustinPowers

We got arrested for cow tipping once. That’s right. Cow Tipping. We are rebels. Rebels with a cause. Sticking it to the man!

Why I want to meet Spongebob Squarepants

If I ever met Spongebob I would pop his head like a pimple. That’s right. And I would smile while I did it.

How I met Socrates

I think I saw him at a bar taking shots. Yes Yes I’m positive that was him.

Why I want to meet Natalie Portman

She is hott and she graduated from Harvard. I would also give her a lung.

Why I want to meet Dave Chappelle

I would share my “illegal substances” with Dave. That’s how much I like him.

A story about Dave Matthews

We have the first name. If I ever met him that would be our conversation starter.

A story about Dave Matthews

I would also give Dave a lung.. cause we have two for a reason. Am I right or am I right?

Why I want to meet Dave Matthews

I would definitely give Dave a kidney if he needed one. Definitely. No Doubt about it.


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